80 million years without sex ...

I love these titles, as if any number of years without sex was a big deal for asexual critters:

The benefits of 80 million years without sex --Scientists have discovered how a microscopic organism has benefited from nearly 80 million years without sex.

Must have something to do with human perspective on the world, you think? Of course from our perspective the only perspective is the human one. Human but not necessarily always humane.