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Gas prices topping off

Jodie Snyder
The Arizona Republic
Apr. 23, 2007 08:26 PM

Nebulous authorities think gas is going to 'top off' around $3.00/gallon, but gas in Arizona is always higher; and Rip Wilson has a 4 mile commute (goody); and "Adriana Castro's red Mini Cooper gets about 39 miles a gallon" but she tries to get others to drive so she can save more on gas.

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